Phantasms

December 20, 2014

Phantasms

Opinionated Next Gen Episode Guide looks at Phantasms. Data's nightmares drive him to seek therapy from Counselor Troi, but after she's done with him he then stabs her. My work here is done, next patient!

The Diabolical Adonis

December 18, 2014

The Diabolical Adonis

Merle arrives bearing terrible news, that Fanelia has been completely destroyed. Even worse, she reveals that Merle survived.

The Gallant Swordsman

December 17, 2014

The Gallant Swordsman

Still stuck on Gaea, Hitomi flees the wreckage with Van until the two are separated, but she is rescued by the dreamy Allen so she doesn't really mind.

A Better World 2

December 16, 2014

A Better World 2

The exciting conclusion as our heroes must face their fascist counterparts from another world who have invaded theirs, just when everyone was getting used to not crapping themselves thinking that super-powered beings watch them from the heavens.

A Better World 1

December 15, 2014

A Better World 1

In another Earth, Superman murders Lex Luthor finally, leading the Justice League to become the Justice Lords. That name is not promising.

The Last Outpost

December 13, 2014

The Last Outpost

Opinionated Next Gen Episode Guide returns to season 1 to finally see where it all began with the Ferengi, also known as, where it all began to go wrong with the Ferengi.

If Wishes Were Horses

December 6, 2014

If Wishes Were Horses

Opinionated DS9 Episode Guide steps away from social commentary to stupid season 1 filler. Everyone's imaginations start becoming reality, and yet they still live in Next Generation's shadow.

The Shrine

December 4, 2014

The Shrine

Rodney gets a brain parasite that slowly shuts down his higher brain functions until he's reduced to the state of a drooling imbecile. Then he renames the network 'SyFy'.

The Game

December 2, 2014

The Game

We revisit Stargate Atlantis as Shepard and Rodney discover that the cool Civ game they've been playing against each other the past two years has involved actual villages who have been pushed to the brink of war. Should've gone for the diplomacy victory.

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