February 6, 2016

TNG: Dark Page

Opinionated Next Gen Episode Guide features the final TNG appearance of Lwaxana Troi, a bittersweet experience in that we'll finally see the back of her, but we have to see the front of her one last time first.

Miniseries: Children of Dune 3

February 3, 2016

Miniseries: Children of Dune 3

The miniseries concludes as Leto develops a nasty skin condition, his sister is about to marry their stepmother's nephew, and his aunt is in league with a dead man to the disgust of her clone husband. And you think your family has problems.

Escaflowne: The Day the Angel Flew

February 1, 2016

Escaflowne: The Day the Angel Flew

Van, Merl, and Hitomi are on the run in Escaflowne and find a dragon graveyard mine. No that's not three random words I put together, that's the site of their next (mis)adventure.

TNG: Attached

January 30, 2016

TNG: Attached

Opinionated Next Gen Episode Guide presents a diplomatic mission gone horribly wrong. Picard and Crusher are captured and rigged up to share thoughts with each other because aliens are silly.

Miniseries: Children of Dune 2

January 27, 2016

Miniseries: Children of Dune 2

Dune is now being transformed into a greener world just as everyone had dreamed. So the locals are rebelling, because some people will never be happy ever.

Escaflowne: Unexpected Partings

January 25, 2016

Escaflowne: Unexpected Partings

Van faces a rigged challenge but rips his opponents apart in seconds, leaving the various villains of this series trying to think of something to do to fill out the episode. So they get Hitomi drunk and send Geckos to kidnap her, that's how desperate they are.

DS9: Broken Link

January 23, 2016

DS9: Broken Link

Opinionated DS9 Episode Guide sees what happens when Odo gets sick. Here's it in a nutshell: he's gross!

Miniseries: Children of Dune 1

January 20, 2016

Miniseries: Children of Dune 1

We return to the world of Dune in the follow-up to the original Mini-series, where the day was saved, hurray! Now it's twelve years later and that victory has turned everyone's lives to crap. Hurray!

Escaflowne: City of Intrigue

January 18, 2016

Escaflowne: City of Intrigue

Having escaped from the minions of Zaibach, our heroes arrive at the capital to report, only to find the king saying 'And I for one welcome our new Zaibach overlords…'

TAS: Bem

January 16, 2016

TAS: Bem

Opinionated Animated Series Episode Guide visits an alien world with a godlike being in control, and our heroes hampered by their guest who thinks they suck just because they fail when he gets in the way.

Atlantis: Michael

January 15, 2016

Atlantis: Michael

A soldier named Michael wakes up in Atlantis with no memory of his life. He has faint memories of another though. Hopefully it doesn't involve Captain Archer and his dog.

Atlantis: Runner

January 13, 2016

Atlantis: Runner

While searching for Ford, our heroes are captured by a Runner, a man who has spent the past seven years being hunted by the Wraith for sport. They're into catch and release I guess.

Escaflowne: Seal of the Brothers

January 11, 2016

Escaflowne: Seal of the Brothers

We return to Escaflowne to find out what happened to Van and the dragon. The answer requires a magic pendant, tarot cards, and some backstory.

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