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March 28, 2015

Homefront

Opinionated DS9 Episode Guide explores events on Earth with this two part tale of Dominion infiltration and how everyone on the planet loses their shit over that.

Episode 1

March 26, 2015

Episode 1

We're introduced to a world where the community all lives underground until one day a robot monster bursts into the place chased by a barely dressed girl so that a kid and his idiot friend with a katana can get their own robot to fight back. You can't get more anime than that.

Time Squad

March 24, 2015

Time Squad

The Liberator prepares to do its first act of sabotage against the Federation, but first, they bring aboard a primitive alien ship that's full of pissed off frozen aliens. Multitask, Blake, multitask.

Body Parts

March 21, 2015

Body Parts

Opinionated DS9 episode Guide looks at Body Parts. Quark is forced into a contract where he must sell his body, and Keiko's baby must be put in someone else. Thank God those two plots are unrelated.

Episode 7

March 19, 2015

Episode 7

Star Wars taught us many things lead to the Dark Side: anger, fear, aggression. Today we learn the fourth is unrequited lesbian love.

Dune

March 17, 2015

Dune

Frank Herbert plus David Lynch equals a science fiction tale with a surreal bent that should not be watched while eating. Politics and prophecy shade a conflict over a desert planet that's the only source of an essential chemical called spice, while George Lucas takes careful notes.

Day of the Dove

March 14, 2015

Day of the Dove

Opinionated Star Trek Episode Guide looks at a confrontation between our heroes and Klingons aboard the Enterprise while everyone is armed with medieval weapons. Star Trek plus larping could reach nerd critical mass.

Full Moon Debuts

March 12, 2015

Full Moon Debuts

Full Moon is finally putting on a live performance, but a bitchy girl undermines her confidence, because that's a bitchy girl's raison d'etre. That's French for 'be a bitch.'

Hide and Seek

March 10, 2015

Hide and Seek

We look at the first regular episode of the series, when one of the rescued children accidentally lets a shadow monster loose to gobble up all the energy in the city. You are so grounded.

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