Star Trek gets its turn on the site, and as welcome, a little bit of TNG, DS9, Enterprise, even Generations. NOTE: This has been designed for most up-to-date browsers to see the images on the same page. If you are having difficulty, a low-tech page of each image can also be viewed by clicking on the image.

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Every once in a while, weird ideas come to me, and the only way to excise them is to see them to fruition. So this is a warped Star Wars take on the song Space Oddity by David Bowie.

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This month's ten images are dedicated to those poor fellows whose job it is to miss the heroes and die a a silly death. NOTE: This has been designed for most up-to-date browsers to see the images on the same page. If you are having difficulty, a low-tech page of each image can also be viewed by clicking on the image.

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This month's ten images come from various scenes cut from the three prequel films. NOTE: This has been designed for most up-to-date browsers to see the images on the same page. If you are having difficulty, a low-tech page of each image can also be viewed by clicking on the image.

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The final chapter of Splashdown draws to a less than action-packed ending as the Voyager crew seeks a way home, but must overcome the most evil of all possible obstacles: the captain. Plus, Chakotay actually smiles.

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The fifth out of six parts of the Voyager Splashdown comic series sees Janeway's hold over the crew is inescapable. Chakotay confronts Bat-Man (a bat who is a man), the fate of goldshirts, and Paris obeys one of many stupid orders from the captain.

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This month's ten images come from various scenes from the final film of the original trilogy. This includes cut footage, like the sandstorm and beast battle. NOTE: This has been designed for most up-to-date browsers to see the images on the same page. If you are having difficulty, a low-tech page of each image can also be viewed by clicking on the image.

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The fourth out of six parts of the Voyager Splashdown comic series heads into more of the same randomness. The fire that just errupted out of nowhere must be dealt with, but with Torres' growing desires it may be too late. Also, Harry shows exactly why he has been promoted to being a senior officer - his incredible insight in even the worst circumstances. Plus, a confession.

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The third part in our six part epic look at Voyager's life in four colors. Part 3 introduces Bat-Man: a bat who looks like a man. Torres' homophobia reaches an entirely new level, Tom and Janeway argue, and then a fire breaks out (incidentally, the fire comes up just as out of nowhere as it did in the original comic... some things are better parody than I could ever come up with).

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The next part in our six part epic look at Voyager's life in four colors. Part 2 sees a new escalation of the feud between Torres and Janeway, plus a big underwater pyramid and something no one should ever have to see.

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About three years back, I spotted this Voyager comic book in the ten cent bin at my local shop. It had a picture on the cover of Seven wrestling a giant snake, just like in Harry's dreams. For thirty cents, I couldn't stop myself from picking up the three issues. However, the story wasn't fun, so I've erased most of the dialog and replaced it with stuff more in character. Janeway breaks the ship in the middle of Mardi Gras, I think, I kind of made it up as I went along. Enjoy.

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Captioned images is reborn in a (hopefully) easier to view format. This month's ten images come from various cut scenes from the first two films, like the discussion between Vader and Dengar, Luke becomes the phantom, and 2-1B has to perform an unpleasant medical procedure. NOTE: This has been designed for most up-to-date browsers to see the images on the same page. If you are having difficulty, a low-tech page of each image can also be viewed by clicking on the image.

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The return of the final part of the three part Phantom series. This part explores the stupidness of the name "Attack of the Clones." Six years later and its still sounds like a crappy B-movie. I really have no idea what I was thinking when I made these, but that's why this section is Too Stupid For Words.

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The other half of today's update, which is here to show why this section is called Too Stupid For Words. A look at Star Trek: The Next Generation through the twisted prism of the Gilligan's Island theme song.

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The return of the second of the three part Phantom series. For those of you wondering why this section is called Too Stupid For Words, well, it's for things like this. The question of senatorial procedure rears its ugly head as an attempt to arrange a potluck is impeded by the beuracrats, the true rulers of TGI Fridays.

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The return of one of the three part Phantom series. Still the same ugly pictures, still the same bad jokes, still the same offensive language. A story in pictures of a messed up Star Wars/Star Trek tale that is one of those things that makes it hard for me to convince people I've never used drugs. It's got some Scooby Doo thing and some Batman stuff mixed in, I really have no idea where all this weirdness came from. Enjoy.

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The return of the bizarre take on Star Wars, Episode III, when I realized how much the twisted prune-faced Emperor look like the Grinch. Watch as the Grinch works against Santa and all his Christmas Elves to steal Christmas out from under them. Special guest-star Bill Cosby appears.

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