Opinionated Next Gen Episode Guide returns with the follow up to the abysmal The Neutral Zone. Q gets pissy with Picard and throws them into Borg space just because he's horribly bitter. Forgive my voice in some places, even with doctors prescribing powerful antibiotics, the disease I contracted from Threshold still hasn't been beaten. Braga may have the last laugh on me after all...

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Opinionated Next Gen Episode Guide continues its bizarre theme of Picard and saddles. Data raises Prime Directive issues and Riker must deal with Wesley's constant pestering. We return to season 2 in celebration of Columbus Day, the official holiday of our patron saint: Joe Piscopo!

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Opinionated Next Gen Episode Guide heads into the joyless zone known as The Outrageous Okona. Romeo And Juliet minus anything actually interesting happening, and introducing Captain Okona, interstellar pizza delivery man and lover of toes. Plus, the funniest performing in human history is revealed to be Joe Piscopo.

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As work on the new website continues, and the fallout from the Youtube issues settles, I have added all the existing reviews on to here as a temporary measure until the permanent redesign is complete. Today's update is The Child, I'm sorry to say.

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Opinionated Next Gen Episode Guide looks at an episode that's supposed to be about re-introducing a classic villain and setting the stage for a new threat to the Federation. Instead we spend most of the story on three one-shot characters with nothing to do with the plot and tons and tons of propaganda. I'll bet someone at Paramount actually cried when the Berlin Wall fell.

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Opinionated Next Gen Episode Guide looks at Masks. An alien archive starts transforming the Enterprise and Data begins acting odd. The only answer is to dress up like an idiot. Plus, the source of Picard's power.

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Opinionated Voyager Episode Guide looks at One, the loneliest number that you'll ever do. Seven is left all alone to get Voyager through a deadly nebula because Janeway hates a) detours and b) Seven. So they whip up a hundred fifty or so stasis units out of thin air or Janeway's ass, whichever you think more likely.

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Opinionated Voyager Episode Guide looks at the transition from Kes to Seven in The Gift. Kes transforms into a danger to herself and those around her and must leave, though there's no explanation why Neelix has been this way for years and been tolerated. Meanwhile, Janeway helps Seven feel like a member of the family by putting her in a cage and performing surgery on her against her will - pretty standard really.

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Opinionated Next Gen Episode Guide explores the multiverse in Parallels. One member of the Enterprise crew is going through a shifting maelstrom of alternate realities, and it's the one who has anger issues and bites women on the face. Plus, crazy hobo Riker makes an appearance.

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Opinionated Next Gen Episode Guide returns with Starship Mine, Snakes On A Plane without the snakes or the vulgarities. While all the crew but Picard are away, criminals try to steal stuff from the Enterprise, but the fools brought a gun to a saddle fight.

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Opinionated Voyager Episode Guide finally completes Scorpion. Seven of Nine and the Voyager crew don't get on very well, but that never stopped our heroes from winning the day, regardless of what common sense has to say about it.

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Opinionated Voyager Episode Guide continues its look at Scorpion. Harry's dying, bioships are flying, the Doctor is trying, and Janeway's sighing because Chakotay ain't buying. Now hear the word of the Lord.

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Opinionated Voyager Episode Guide begins its look at Scorpion. The Borg make their triumphant return from First Contact by getting their asses kicked by aliens who aren't worthy of a name. Harry is given time to reflect on his decisions since coming to Voyager. Also, a new use for the transporter, now hear the word of the Lord.

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